you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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