She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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