I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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