2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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