i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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