I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I love having hate sex.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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