Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
My vagina just recognized that song.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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