its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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