so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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