There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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