I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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