No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
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Can you bring me the toilet please
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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