kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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