im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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