YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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