you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
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Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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