Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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