Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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