I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
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I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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