Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'm sobbing to NWA
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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