Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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