Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
