Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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