but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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