if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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