I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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