her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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