Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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