Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
All the doctor said was why
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