For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
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He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
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You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
is that a dick in a sweater?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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