ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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