The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
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I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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