Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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