I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
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I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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