the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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