New low: just hacked my moms facebook
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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