i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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