bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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