honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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