Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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