Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
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FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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