where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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