worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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