yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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