Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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