She's JV to your varsity
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
whose parrot is this?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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