even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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