hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
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You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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