This girl is more easily done than said...
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
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high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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