I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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