She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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