So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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