Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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