I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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