This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
