I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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