There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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